To our valued friends, guests, and gamers.

You stink.

We’ve had some complaints regarding customer funk (and I’m not talking groovy music), and must enact a stricter policy regarding customer cleanliness. Gaming is hard, treacherous, smelly, nasty, grody, sweaty work. So make sure you come in as squeaky clean as possible.

So if a team member red cards you, please don’t take offense. We all have to do our part to smell like roses.